Tesla Crashes. The Boycott is Working!

The resistance isn’t just marching—it’s canceling Teslas.

The numbers don’t lie, but they sure do scream. Tesla just reported a 71% plunge in profits and a 34% stock nosedive—and that’s just the tip of the iceberg Elon's ego steered this ship into. For years, progressives, climate voters, and normie liberals were the ones keeping Tesla shiny and relevant. Now? They’re the ones slamming the door shut and canceling their pre-orders—and it’s working.

Elon Musk used to be the poster child for innovation. Now he’s the poster child for “How to Turn a Brand Into a Burning Dumpster in 3 Tweets or Less.” His far-right flirtations, political tantrums, and seat on Trump’s dystopian Department of Government Efficiency didn’t just spark outrage—they sparked a movement. The same people who made Tesla a household name are now deliberately not buying the cars, and it’s hitting harder than a Cybertruck’s panel against a steel ball.

Look at the damage: Sales are collapsing in blue states. Registrations in California—the birthplace of Tesla's cool factor—are down more than 15%. Tesla’s been uninvited from international auto shows. People are openly mocking the brand, vandalizing Teslas, and replacing them with Rivians and hybrids like it’s an ethical exodus. And Musk? He’s out here promising robot servants and Martian dream homes while the foundation of his empire rots in real time.

This isn’t just consumer backlash. This is a people-powered reckoning. The boycott is no longer a whisper—it’s a bullhorn. Liberals, progressives, Gen Z activists, and plain old disgusted citizens are reminding corporate America what happens when you spit in the face of your own customer base. You get the cold shoulder—and a $100 billion stock slap.

Bottom line? If you treat your company like a MAGA cult cosplay, don’t be shocked when people torch your reputation with the oldest tool in the democracy toolbox: the boycott.

Jim Drastic, The Dangerous Ones

Also, watch our latest episode of The Dangerous Ones Podcast with our guest Malcolm Nance who talks about Elon Musk’s obsession with having AI run the government. All of it.