The Birthday Parade: Trump's Dictator Kink on Full Display

The massive mobilization of US Army equipment & personnel will never match the size of Trump's ego.

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Just picture it.

The US Army’s “Golden Knights” parachute team descends from the sky as thousands of onlookers watch from the National Mall in Washington, DC. The crowd has already seen thousands of military personnel parade past, some in Revolutionary War gear, others riding atop vintage World War II Sherman tanks.

But the finale takes the cake, with the Golden Knights landing in sequence directly in front of a reviewing stand occupied by their Commander-In-Chief, President Donald J. Trump, closing the parade by delivering an American flag to the stoic president, with resolute salutes offered by all parties - an image that will become a staple in MAGA meme feeds for eternity.

The MAGA crowd in attendance (and across the country) is driven into an acute, orgasmic frenzy. Fox News has oxygen tanks on hand for their hyperventilating hosts.

If this sounds like an attempt at fiction from a libtard with Trump Derangement Syndrome, think again.

This is actually the current plan for Trump’s 79th birthday - an idea that originated in the White House and that is being enthusiastically pursued by US Army officials, as news agencies have confirmed.

So…get ready. June 14th will be a disgusting display of Trump’s dictator kink, hidden behind the thinly veiled excuse that it’s also the 250th birthday of the US Army.

But let’s be honest. This parade is about - and for - Donald Trump.

Ew.

America: we need to thoroughly and repeatedly pre-mock this egregious and anti-American display before it happens.

Dictators around the world use military parades as a display of personal power over armed forces, both a celebration of ego and a warning to others that military power is consolidated and accessible to the supreme leader.

There is no idea more un-American than a military pageant clearly aimed at stroking the ego of a wannabe authoritarian.

As grand and powerful and worthy of celebration as our soldiers are, parading them in front of Donald Trump on his 79th birthday makes a mockery of their bravery and sacrifice. It’s incredibly disrespectful to politicize the US Army in this way.

So, let the meme wars begin. Unleash the cartoonists. Prep your op-eds. We need to get ahead of this so that - when this parade happens - Trump looks small and sad instead of big and mighty.

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